Have you ever chewed gum until the flavor is gone and just stick it under some thing because you didn’t have the energy to throw it away? Well, imagine that same chewed up, no flavor having gum getting scraped up by another woman not once but twice! Did you know 1 out 1 women in USA has tried another woman’s leftovers at least once. They do say that, leftovers taste better the next day.
Speaking of leftovers, I know of a woman who loves all my leftovers. This female would give me a piece of gum, watch me as I unwrap the gum and put it in my mouth. Then she will be waiting from a distance until the gum lost flavor. As soon as, I take it out of my mouth to put it under that desk…. *SWIPE there she comes running to take the non-flavorless gum from under that desk.
The first flavorless stale gum she scraped from under that desk was “Big Red”! “Big Read” was tall dark and a scammer. He talked a good game of lies to me but he really wasn’t shit. While, I was chewing “Big Red” she was all in my mouth like “Are you done with him yet sis?” So, I didn’t get to chew “Big Red” for long because he lost flavor too quick. The wrapper did say long lasting but that was a LIE!
The second gum that she picked off the floor because it fell out of my mouth by mistake was “Juicy Fruit”! Oh, how I love “Juicy Fruit”! He was sexy and always smell good. We would have great conversations and enjoyed each other’s company. See “Juicy Fruit” was great but she gave me that piece of gum and wanted it back. But I had already start chewing him. So, she hit my throat and yup “Juicy Fruit” fell right out of my mouth. I bet you know what her ass did; she picked it up chewed him up. I was so heated over that piece of a gum, but after a while but I got over it.
The list goes on of all the leftover gum she scraped after me but why make her so relevant. So, to that woman who love my leftovers you know who you are…
*YELLS through the megaphone “WHEN YOU ARE KISSING HIM JUST KNOW YOU ARE TASTING ME”
THE PETTY (I MEAN) *END!